So Tell Me When It Kicks In

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

certan:

this is my favorite picture of Kris Jenner

certan:

this is my favorite picture of Kris Jenner

nodiqqity:

turn up? more like churn up! i must make enough butter for the motherland.

When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:
1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

derekhaleismyhero:

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

you can’t just call someone’s mom a fish. She’s obviously an Aquatic-American.